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@LosLos__: •phone call•

Wife: Want a free couch?

Me: Free? Yes!

Wife: How do we pick it up?

Me: Lift with your legs, not your back.

Wife: *click*

•phone call•

Wife: Want a free couch?

Me: Free? Yes!

Wife: How do we pick it up?

Me: Lift with your legs, not your back.

Wife: *click*

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