@shwebby3: •Woozy woman comes up•
"OMG I'm-I'm gonna faint!"
"Go ahead, knock yourself out"
@ieatanddrink: Just heard that distinct "baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor" sound
@jus4golf: My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows.
@CoopSoSarc: Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs.
Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD.
@StevieKnip: *wakes up from 20 year coma*
SHIT, MY TAMOGOTCHI