@shwebby3: •Woozy woman comes up•
"OMG I'm-I'm gonna faint!"
"Go ahead, knock yourself out"
@Book_Krazy: *sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can*
ME: *goes to find hub* "You know what makes me mad?"
HUB: *points to self*
@fro_vo: Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space
Dog Astronaut: wait the what now
@MK_Shenanigans: I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty.
Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state.
@eileencurtright: I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw.
@BuckyIsotope: [stranded on deserted island]
*spells out message in rocks*