@OhNoSheTwitnt: Martin Shkreli has been arrested. Bail will be set, then quickly raised to an amount he can't possible afford.

@ChrisCamarra: Don't flatter yourself, any type of milkshake brings me to the yard.

@LMLMadness: Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true.

@mattZillaaaa: *changes voicemail recording to "your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again

@RandiLawson: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi