*Things that won't get done today.
@HarmonyRambles: Pfft. Of course I know pound town has nothing to do with pound cake. Everyone knows that.
*slides fork into back pocket, fights back tears*
@mynameisntdave: Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious.
@funnyordie: Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own.
@katiefzack: People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.