*Things that won't get done today.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Impress your wife by cleaning something she just cleaned and then proudly announce, "There! Now it's clean."
@AthenaMystique: Dear Google Maps,
Don't insult me by telling me to head "southwest". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you.
@Nikkeya08: My husband just got to level three on netflix: "faking an illness" to finish binge watching
I'm on level 6: "faking your own abduction"
@joshweller: Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!
@JimmerThatisAll: I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.