*Things that won't get done today.
@Thedudish: Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.
@Dawn_M_: It's rude when people ask me what I did all day like growing my hair isn't enough.
@Cpin42: His Holiness the Dalai Lama invited you to play Candy Crush.
@protolalia: Me: You're kidnapping me? Where're we going? Can we feed my cats first? Is there a ransom? Cool van. My name-
Him: Changed my mind. Get out.
@Douchekevin: Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.