*Things that won't get done today.
@shutupmikeginn: So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed.
@MamaHuntsBest: IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue.
Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue.
-1 sided text conversation between me and my 18yo daughter because all I do is pick her up from places.
@kyle_thatisall: How to make a Disney Pixar film:
1. Take something that doesn't talk
2. Make it talk
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Still mad?
Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill
H: To fetch a pail of water
M: Jack fell down & died a violent death
Hub: Ok, still mad