@ibid78: 🎶 And I would walk 500 ft. and I would walk 500 more/ Just to be the man who stayed 1000 ft away as ordered by the court 🎶
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@jackiembouvier: Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is "we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"
@FuckabillyRex: I thought she said "tantrum sex" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman.
@Twisted_Mettle: RUN FOREST!!! RUN!!! But the trees just stood there. Frozen with fear. In the end, the flames consumed them all.
@danjan13: Kindly respect my midwestern lifestyle and do not make any crude or irreverent jokes at this time.