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@krishna_van: "Look on the bright side - at least there's more for us to drink with him gone" is, apparently, not something one should say at a wake.
@dwaghalter: Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words.
@curlycomedy: At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the table but then I realized they were all texting.