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@shot_of_cabo: I realized she might be too young when I asked her the time.. And she said.. "The big hand is on the...."
@Izianikapani: Obstetrician who has taken up magic as a hobby: and what have we here? *pulls out baby after baby after baby after baby after baby...
@GrantTanaka: A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.