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@drayzze: Whew! I almost hit a deer today. But I managed to calm down and got back in the car before things escalated.
@kibblesmith: "How did the Nukey War start, Oldfather?" "Well ..." [I stoke the fire] "It was Hashtag International Cat Day..."
@EnvysDeadNana: I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself