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@NYC_Blonde: I enjoy April Fool's Day because I like responding to fake pregnancy announcement texts with "no wonder you've been looking chubby".
@AZHORSEMOM77: I act really tough for a person who spent $40 on cookies I dont like because a girl scout was crying