@_PerziaN_: So this killed me..#maths
@mydmac: *answers phone call from boss*
I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!
@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.
@mamatomy3: Me: There is a small tree on fire.
911: Could you describe it?
Me:Picture shrubbery...now picture it engulfed in flames.
@withanewname: Extra car key
Extra house key
Extra storage unit key
Key to an extra apartment with a liquor cabinet
- Keys to a successful relationship