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@AdinaSunny: Mother Earth: I'm not a regular mom. I'm a Cool Mom. [humans pollute the atmosphere and destroy nature] Earth: This is fine. I'm a Cool Mom
@kv8: Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.