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@Sam19eighty: Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)
@CroweJam: Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea.
@chrissyteigen: I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as "quiet"