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@liv_thatsme: Well, I was in a huge hurry until you started driving 1 inch from my bumper. Now, I've got all the time in the world.
@kwirkyKerri: Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job.
@Lovestained555: Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.
@generaldietz: NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i'll ask my mom