@shwebby3: •Woozy woman comes up•
"OMG I'm-I'm gonna faint!"
"Go ahead, knock yourself out"
@thatUPSdude: Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business.
@NotthatAdamWest: April Fool's Day pregnancy jokes stopped being fun when my parents started getting excited instead of scared.
@smells_fine: [God creating the raccoon]
God: make it cute with a lil mask
Angel: haha aw okay
God: also make it eat trash
@KKAlThani: Me: why did you stop me?
Cop: for starters you're not wearing a seatbelt.
Me: what about main course?
Cop: step out of the car.