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@duplicitron: Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.
@matt___nelson: [PetSmart] *approaches checkout with bird seed* "that all for you today?" Yes. How long does it usually take? "For what?" For them to grow