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@shkeeber: 1. Dial random number.

2. Wait for answering machine.

3. Say "My wife is out of town, I miss you".

4. Hang up.

5. Happy Valentine's Day.

1. Dial random number.

2. Wait for answering machine.

3. Say “My wife is out of town, I miss you”.

4. Hang up.

5. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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