@slimmy_shady: 1) "Obamas spying on you."2) "Eh. Cost of being free!"1) "Obama wants to give you healthcare."2) "WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?"
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@iQuoteComedy: If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
@PhilJamesson: Green Shell Koopa Dad: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you? Red Shell Koopa Son: No Dad: This is the problem with your generation
@phranqueigh: When I was younger, I'd sit in class and think "Ugh, when am I ever going to need to know this stuff in the REAL world??" But then I grew up and discovered that I actually do have to play hot cross buns on the recorder like almost every day.