@Cain_Unable: 1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them, 1 Ring to bring them all & in the darkness bind them. 3 rings to let Mum know you're home safe
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@TheCatWhisprer: *whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?
@DarkerWillow: You collect clowns AND porcelain dolls?? Are you sure you don't want some help filling out your dating profile sir?
@shwebby2: Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
@Chumpstring: [prison] PRISONER: what's for breakfast GUARD: every meal is bread & water PRISONER: [is a duck] oh baby