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@rolldiggity: 1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench.
2. Place an envelope beside him.
3. Whisper, "It has to look like an accident."
4. Walk away.

1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench.
2. Place an envelope beside him.
3. Whisper, “It has to look like an accident.”
4. Walk away.

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