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@rolldiggity: 1. Tattoo "I'M WATCHING YOU" on your shaved head.
2. Grow hair and wait for daughter's boyfriend to come over.
3. Shave head in front of him

1. Tattoo “I’M WATCHING YOU” on your shaved head.
2. Grow hair and wait for daughter’s boyfriend to come over.
3. Shave head in front of him

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