@thatUPSdude: 10 bucks says Kanye signed the guest book at his own wedding.
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@shellyspivey: "I wanna know who is responsible for this!" nn-Me to my parents, while pointing at myself.
@the_anastasia: My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president.
@KissabiX: [watches ants struggle with a chocolate & hazelnut covered golf ball I made] They'll be so pissed when they realise it's not Ferrero Roche