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@Nahdude83: [10 mins into couples therapy]
Therapist: I cannot help you two.
Me: Let's go, Betsy! See! She doesn't listen!
T: GET YOUR DOG OFF MY COUCH!

[10 mins into couples therapy]
Therapist: I cannot help you two.
Me: Let’s go, Betsy! See! She doesn’t listen!
T: GET YOUR DOG OFF MY COUCH!

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