@leechee420: $10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think "that'd be a great name for my new baby!"
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@nicfit75: Listen lady, you have 2 options. Either make your baby stop eyeballing me, or she & I can go outside to settle this.
@kevnasto: I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold.
@DirtMcTurd: Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white.
@Underchilde: Sometimes it looks like I’m flashing gang signs, but really I’m just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand.