@leechee420: $10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think "that'd be a great name for my new baby!"
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@Truculent67: Dear people who manually retweet, I hope the next time you're about to get laid someone steps in and does it for you
@SortaBadass: Naming your daughter after a luxury car or precious gemstone is a wager with the universe that your parenting can make her not be a stripper
@AGStr8upNinja: I purposely park three feet away from the drive thru window so Mcdonalds employees can get in their daily stretches.