@leechee420: $10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think "that'd be a great name for my new baby!"
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@pattymo: AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series
@storming01: In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... .