@OrvllShrednbchr: 10 years ago, as a joke, I told everyone I was giving up sex for Lent. Haven't gotten laid since. Well played, God.
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@xLiserx: People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?