@Frankie_Val: 100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail
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@TheAlexNevil: Boss: What are you doing here on a Saturday?? Me (eating leftovers from fridge): ...reports.
@AnOrangeSNES: "Honey the baby is crowning!" *Lifts up hospital gown* "Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"