@Manda_like_wine: 1000s flocked to NJ to see the Virgin Mary in a tree trunk. But, don't judge them, friends. When was the last time you saw a virgin in NJ?
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@KevinFarzad: What's being in love feel like? You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway? Almost as good as that.
@DanMentos: *notices my tinder match has "catholic" in their bio* me: so how long have u been addicted to cats
@BradBroaddus: My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards.