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@Schmoodles: There's a party in my pants, with an all you can eat buffet, and a VIP entrance in the rear.
@ktmcburr: This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers.
@KevinFarzad: Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten.
@McGunnersite: I'm giving up alcohol for a month.
Wait sorry, that didn't come out right :
I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.
@mrsjohngoodman: One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook.