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@vultural: If you love someone, set them on fire. If they don't come back they aren't a phoenix and were completely useless to you anyway.
@E_Ville13: Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape.
@BuckyIsotope: HORSE: *walks into a bar* BARTENDER: Why the long face? HORSE: Updog BARTENDER: What’s updog? HORSE: Not much just walking into a bar