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@AndyAsAdjective: My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me.
@TheMichaelRock: Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read.
@timdonakowski: When your great-grandchildren call you racist for thinking all monkeys look the same.