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@WilliamAder: If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter.
@LaziestCanine: [sprains my ankle] Doc: does it hurt when you put pressure on it? Me: Let me check Me: [to ankle] c'mon dude try it, it's only one cigarette
@mellimelle: In case anyone asks, we found these dead hookers while we were digging holes in the woods.