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@SeanBlazed: How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people
@KevinFarzad: People are often shocked when I tell them I'm single because I scream it at them while sliding open their shower curtain.
@dyldonot: *punches a fish* that's for tsunamis
@ibid78: "Why haven't you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
@VaguelyFunnyDan: Ate shrooms & I feel nothing. Just an awful taste in my mouth. Also the dealer overcharged me. Also he's a centaur with spiders for lips