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@_Water_Baby: They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it.
-I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs.
@omgthatspunny: Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be called Bagels!
@Sassafrantz: [one month later]
Sorry, just got your text. Do you still want to break up?
DOG 1: left paw green
DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea
DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one
DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY
@DBMaxP: Who said losing weight was difficult?
"Hello Blood Center? How much longer before I can donate another pint?"