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@pinupteacher: So, are you a sub? *he looks into my eyes*
What do you mean, like a sandwich?
@ContradictEgo: Replacing facebook with Twitter is a bit like replacing caffeine with heroin
@ReginaldDennys: Ouija board......"your going to die!"
@turtledumplin: Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music
Beer: yes you do
@thenatewolf: Date: my worst fear is not living up to my own expectations. You?
Me: that if I ever lay across a piano while I'm singing it won't hold me.