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@3_arbutus: There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
@Marlebean: I broke up with my boyfriend. He was such a jerk. What a goat! -Don't you mean pig? No. He tried to eat my couch!
@DadandBuried: My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels.
@UnFitz: Her: Going out with the girls. Me: Please give my best to the coven. Her: Me: Did I say that out loud?