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@Michael_Erhart: "Now?" "Not yet." "Now?" "Not quite." *Car approaches* "Now?" "Now." -Deer crossing the road
@weinerdog4life: Blind Date Tip: In the middle of dinner throw a surprise punch to see if they are really blind