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@gogglepossum: [Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?
@Xoolun: My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill.
@Tmoney68: Toy Story (1995) - A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy.