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@callingCQ: Friend: "I grilled some chickens over the weekend." Me: "Did you get the information that you were looking for?"
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@karanbirtinna: (Hot girl walks in) Brain: Alright don’t panic. Tell her she has beautiful hair. No wait tell her she has beautiful legs! Me: Hi you have beautiful hairy legs. Brain: My bad.