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@ojedge: WATER POLO INSTRUCTOR: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?" ME: [Adjusting the mask & snorkel on my horse] "Of course I do."
@Sickayduh: Good cop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING - HE WAS UNARMED Dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body*
@Jesssicle: I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers.
@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.