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@stephenjmolloy: Waiter: "I'm afraid your credit card has been declined." Me: "Try this one." W: "This is a blood donor card." M: "Take as much as you need."
@Bexdora: Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?