@MeatloafComedy: I just couldn't get into "The walking dead". It was far too unrealistic and fake for me. I mean, come on, an Asian guy named Glenn???

@alextranquada: We gave DanceBot a machete as a joke. No one could have predicted the rhythmic horror that came next.

@iMikosnyc: It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken.

@obviousplant_: Catering service

@csmith5050: Do white boys with dreadlocks know about Garnier Fructis?