YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Fred_Delicious: Girlfriend - "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING THE MONSTER MASH WHILE WE'RE HAVING SEX???" Me [doing what is clearly a graveyard smash] "...no"
@juneohara65: Nothing puts me in touch with my mortality like stepping onto a downward escalator.
@Tmoney68: *the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*