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@Phook75: My wife asked me to order a new chefs knife today and now I’m thinking she’s tricked me into purchasing her murder weapon
@envydatropic: My neighbors are having a terrible fight in the front yard. I mean hanging Christmas lights. Same.
@wescraw: We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys.