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@AmericanGent69: Me: So I punch them in the chest but then I’m supposed to feel bad about it and kiss them? Worst self defense class ever. Instructor: ok yeah, so this is actually a CPR class.
@TheAlexNevil: Treat her like a princess & she'll love you forever. Unless she's an actual princess. Then she'll just think "I'm being treated normally."
@notalogin: We can play Yahtzee again. -You fixed the broken dice? Yeah. And they'll never break again. -How do you know? *grins* Die mends are forever.