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@ehdannyboy: I took biscuits with me on a date once. She called me a weirdo and said that biscuits was a stupid name for a cat.
@garbagecoven: *voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato *friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something
@sixfootcandy: Her: What are you wearing for New Year's Eve? Me: My nicest robe and whatever booze doesn't make it into my mouth.
@collegefession: "College is a cycle of having absolutely nothing to do... to having every possible paper, exam and project due in one day." - Arcadia