YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@BenjyHimmel: *wearing an apron and oven mitts* This is an old family recipe *I take a bag of M&Ms out of the freezer*
@Marlebean: Me: Shut the door, I need privacy 4y/o: But we're family! Me: Families don't watch each other go poop 4:You watch me poop! Me:...take a seat
@Megatronic13: Me: *pointing gun at husband* Husband: are you kidding?? he’s obviously the fake Obvious Evil Clone: *stroking hideous goatee* Me: but he does all of the laundry Husband: oh no
@roxiqt: All I want for Christmas is a domesticated raccoon that wants to eat lasagna with me & go on quirky adventures. It would also be nice if the raccoon could do magic but I understand that is asking a lot and therefore, it is not required.