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@thatdutchperson: [11am]

Me: oh look, it's sunny out.
Me: I should go running.
Me: or swimming!
Me: these Doritos are delicious.

[11am]

Me: oh look, it’s sunny out.
Me: I should go running. 
Me: or swimming!
Me: these Doritos are delicious.

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