@stevevsninjas: 12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!
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@WilliamAder: If it wasn't for the 140 character limit, I'd be on Chapter 27 of my first tweet right now.
@SamGrittner: You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What’s not to like about birthdays?
@dshack8: "Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated." Drunks & toddlers.