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@Swishergirl24: I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.
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@tastefactory: Prisoner:*strapped into chair* Flip the switch & fry me. Guard: Oh, we're not electrocuting you... *college kid w/ acoustic guitar walks in*