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@TheMichaelRock: 12yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

Me: What's wrong with the one we live in?

12yo: WHAT?!

Me: Goodnight, son.

12yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

Me: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

12yo: WHAT?!

Me: Goodnight, son.

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