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@steveolivas: 12yo son forgot his electric toothbrush -- so now he has to MOVE HIS ARM to brush his teeth.

His protest was legendary.

12yo son forgot his electric toothbrush — so now he has to MOVE HIS ARM to brush his teeth. 

His protest was legendary.

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