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@Jeffwni: 13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU!
Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll— [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing.

13yo Jesus: You’re not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I’ll— [distant thunder] I’ll do nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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