@SouthernStylin1: 14 sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added "not in your pajamas" so I'm wearing hers because good moms listen
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@AndrewNadeau0: SHAKESPEARE: Brevity is the soul of wit. ME: *Shows him twitter* SHAKESPEARE: Okay, well, no, obviously not like that.
@megbada: I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them.
@shariv67: We asked George, the office conspiracy theorist, to organize the Christmas party to show him how impossible it is to get a group of people to work together towards a common goal.