@LogicLaughs: 15 Is The Age Where You Either Look Like 11 Or 25.
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@AmishPornStar1: I ordered the chick on page 3 in the Victoria's Secret catalog... But all they sent me was her underwear.
@ch000ch: call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call.
@TheCatWhisprer: [fancy restaurant] HOST: uh sir, no outside food or drink is allowed ME: this is my service chalupa
@ThRealBallsDeep: Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana? Asking for a friend... ...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker