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@kcmoore51: 16: My friend is coming to get something while we're gone.

Me: Should we leave a key?

16: No, she'll just go thru the doggie door again.

16: My friend is coming to get something while we’re gone.

Me: Should we leave a key?

16: No, she’ll just go thru the doggie door again.

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