@bigmacher: 16 zombie actors injured on movie set. Saddly no one noticed for 3 hours.
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@Eightinchgoat: The next person to tell me I should quit smoking for New Years is gonna be responsible for me breaking this year's "no murder" resolution.
@RatchetAfrican: Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not...
@CYComedy: Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named "Marco" in the supermarket just now.
@carlyken: My work day has been like the movie Sound of Music. But with less singing. And more Nazis.