@bigmacher: 16 zombie actors injured on movie set. Saddly no one noticed for 3 hours.
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@moose_chocolate: The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight.
@Dschnoeb: A woman on the subway this morning said "did you know the government is closed? Is it a holiday or something?" So really, we deserve this.