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@Black__Elvis: [1620]

We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm.

*Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets.

[1620]

We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm.

*Pilgrims huddle* It’s a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets.

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