@fro_vo: 16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year
@TEXASVETERAN: Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits.
@kylamb16: "Cats typically sleep 16-20 hours per day."
Yes. Hi. I'm interested in the position.
@khook32: If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow.
@phirm: Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
@brianbowman73: *aggressively skips to my Lou*